The Department of Whopping Porkies is rebuked as claimants suddenly develop mysterious superpowers after being sanctioned

Excellent satire and piss take

Politics and Insights

Courtesy of Robert Livingstone

My recent benefit sanction worked wonders. I was so delighted to be chosen for this special treatment by the government, and for no reason in particular. I really don’t deserve it. I have now developed super powers as a result, and a liking for hospital food. Every time I have a hypoglycemic attack coz I have no food, and a bout of Raynaud’s because I’ve no electricity or gas, hey presto, I get rushed into hospital where I can eat and eat until my belly is full. And there’s even heating! I couldn’t manage that with my benefit. And no worries about becoming homeless now I have a near permanent bed. My life is transformed!

Here are some more lucky people who have been touched by extraordinary life-changing experiences through the DWP:

Simon John DuffyI just wanted to share my testimony and thank the DWP…

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